Mimosa Lip Balm

I used to go to this mommy group brunch every once in a while where we'd talk about Kohl's sales and how amazing everybody's honors student's grades were but God I hated those bitches, so I made this instead. For those of you who don't know, a mimosa is a drink made of orange juice and champagne that you drink in the morning when you have a hangover, but you're still trying to pull off some level of decorum. 

This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. That would be embarrassing... It's got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax (you'll smell a little extra honey), unrefined cocoa butter (you'll smell a little cocoa too), unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, and grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil. It's carefully formulated to give you the perfect balance of protection and softness, so you won't end up feeling greasy or waxy. My mom says, "Ooo, creeamy" every time she uses hers, if that's any indication. She has a little flair for the dramatic.

It comes in an oval plastic twist-up tube, which holds .15oz/4g and is individually shrink wrapped.