Drunk Santa Perfume Oil

Whether it was the disgruntled department store employee snarking at kids from his throne in the handbag section or your inappropriate Uncle Charlie trying to trick all the ladies onto his lap at the holiday party, you'll find all your nostalgic jollies in the bottle.  I stopped short of Winthorpe's beard salmon, probably for the best.

Notes: Bourbon, black currant, fir needle, cedar, leather

About .3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll-on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals.

The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non-greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the shocking lack of alcohol.

Ingredients: Fractionated Coconut Oil; Unrefined Hemp Seed Oil; Fragrance Oil; Tocopherol (Vitamin E)